Mindchamp!

Dad: What did you had for dinner?

Ah ma: Rice lor.

Dad: With what?

Ah ma: Vegi lor.

Dad: What vegi?

Ah ma: *silence*

Dad: What kind of vegi?

Ah ma: I don't know the name of the vegi...

Dad: Is it soft or hard?

Ah ma: Hard!

Dad: And besides vegi?

Ah ma: Fish.

Dad: What kind of fish?

Ah ma: Don't know leh... The black black one.

Dad: Nice anot?

Ah ma: Nicceee laa!

ME: *LAUGHTERS*!